Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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