yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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