did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
do herpes really smell.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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