Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
