Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
