so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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