ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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