She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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