I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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