Me. At least after what I've been through.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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