yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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