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say what?
wanna hang out?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
NoShamevember. You game?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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