Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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