remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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