Only a mothe r could love this liver
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize