i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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