We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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