I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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