You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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