Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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