C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Watching her eat just hurts me
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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