I don't think brook has ever known best
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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