i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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