And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i think my mom watched the whole time
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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