went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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