ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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