I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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