shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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