so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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