nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
