perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just cropdusted the office
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
