brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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