Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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