Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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