Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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