Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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