People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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