i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It's just like the Real World with babies
My vagina just recognized that song.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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