wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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