is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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