ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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