Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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