Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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