yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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