im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
How external is "for external use only"?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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