I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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