Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
