haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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