What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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