Dual....:-)
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
